Coming from the UK where, if you live in a semi like I do, you can hear the neighbours fart while they watch tv, this isn't a major issue. Back home my neighbours are Jewish, already, so I hear much more than their farts but that's probably TMI for a post this early in the morning.
So as we sit here in our recliner chairs, we usually have a grand view of the side of a huge motorhome just about 12 feet from our windows. Remember that parts of this park are for snowbirds who arrive for the season in motorhomes or pulling trailers or 5th wheels. Being parked on a corner lot, this particular RV monster pretty much blocks our view of the junction and we just get fleeting glimpses of walkers and golf carts and vehicles as they come down our street and then go left or right.
A couple of days ago that all changed when our neighbours pulled out of the park for a while. The husband had to go back to their northern home for some surgery and so we've got a view again.
This is the view looking back at our house and although they've left items behind like their car and golf cart and so on, hopefully you can still see the space between the green matting (which they'd step down onto from their motorhome door) and our truck. You see just how close we are to our neighbours here !!
But now we can get prolonged views of the man (obviously from Finland) who walks briskly every morning with two ski type poles. We can watch out for the old lady who shuffles along barely lifting her feet and worries us to death that she'll trip over a chewing gum wrapper. We'll be able to watch all the residents whose dogs are talking them for a walk. We'll see more of the man who has a dodgy right leg so has adapted his bike so only the left pedal goes round. We'll see the little old lady who pushes a walker that has a cage on the front containing her cat. We'll enjoy for a bit longer all the souped up golf carts that pass by our house and spend more time watching the various birds and animals that explore the houses around us.
This is the view looking back at our house and although they've left items behind like their car and golf cart and so on, hopefully you can still see the space between the green matting (which they'd step down onto from their motorhome door) and our truck. You see just how close we are to our neighbours here !!
But now we can get prolonged views of the man (obviously from Finland) who walks briskly every morning with two ski type poles. We can watch out for the old lady who shuffles along barely lifting her feet and worries us to death that she'll trip over a chewing gum wrapper. We'll be able to watch all the residents whose dogs are talking them for a walk. We'll see more of the man who has a dodgy right leg so has adapted his bike so only the left pedal goes round. We'll see the little old lady who pushes a walker that has a cage on the front containing her cat. We'll enjoy for a bit longer all the souped up golf carts that pass by our house and spend more time watching the various birds and animals that explore the houses around us.
Apart from this improved view, we also get much more of a lovely cooling flow of air now that the mobile breeze block has gone. This was dramatically obvious from the moment it pulled out of it's bay and we all commented on it.
"Wow we've got a lovely cooling flow of air now" we said to each other. And smiled knowingly like a bunch of annoying buddists at Orlando airport.
So to summarise, we now have a room with a view. And here it is.
So to summarise, we now have a room with a view. And here it is.
When you've not had much of a view for the previous 5 months or so, I can tell you it's jolly nice. I hope our neighbour's surgery goes well of course but as I've only got 2 weeks left here before flying home to England, I hope he takes his time recovering.
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A room with a view is good. A room with a view with blue skies and palm trees is even better. The grass has got a bit browner since I was there - - must be all that sunshine. Sighhh.
This post is absolutely hilarious and left me in stitches, and let me tell you, it can be rather irritating to be left in stitches and I hope it doesn't happen to your neighbor who went north for surgery.
Does your neighbour live in his motorhome? Is it a trailer park? I had visions of you living in a mini-castle type dwelling with a swimming pool moat, split level wrap-around TV room and a twenty-foot bar in the basement.
*Sigh*
You spoil all my illusions.
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