This is not always as simple as it may seem as, after 2 heart attacks, most insurance companies regard me as being ready to drop dead if someone says boo to me. Statistically speaking, for most of them, I'm a risk not worth taking.
The insurance industry is also very 'fluid' so that even if I find one willing to cover me for a price just slightly less than buying the plane, that same company may refuse to cover me the following year. I think fluid is one word for it. I can think of several others.
As if that isn't enough to worry about, I now have a new problem. My 10 year non immigration visa runs out before my next trip in October and so I need a new one. This used to involve posting my passport off to the US Embassy in London, paying a small admin fee and waiting for it to be returned with a shiny new visa glued to one of its blank pages. Not any more.
Now one has to first book an interview at the Embassy and even that is quite a palaver involving an appointment call to a special hotline (which the web site warns may not be accessable on some mobile networks so you really need to use a land line) costing £1.20/min. While on the phone making the appointment, they'll charge you an $131 fee which is non refundable under ANY circumstances. Sometime before the actual appointment date at the Embassy, you have to fill in an online request form which gets sent to them and they send it back with a special barcode filled in on it and this must be printed off and presented to the Embassy staff on the day.
No form, no entry. Barcode unreadable, no entry. Any details on the form incorrect, no entry.
Speaking of no entry, the list of items that are not allowed to be taken into the Embassy makes airport security regulations seem lax. Apart from the usual items (guns, knives, sharp edged paper etc) you can't take in your ipod, PDA, cell phone and best of all, your car key fob if it is the type that allows remote entry. What ??? I'm now waiting for the news report that alerts us to an Embassy takeover when masked terrorists held armed US troops at bay with their car key fobs. I think I'll be waiting a long time.
Remember that on top of all this, I have to get to London (200 miles south of Leeds) and back and be prepared to spend 3 hours at the Embassy.
So I'm reading through all this on the web site and huffing and puffing but have no choice really as I must have a visa. Of course awful as all this preamble may be, things could still go belly up if I'm then refused a visa as the official dealing with me may not like the colour of my eyes or the fact I've a beard or that he's heard I could be thran under certain circumstances. It's all a crap shoot, as they say.
Then came the clincher. My fingerprints will be taken before the interview. Ok as an international jetsetter, I'm used to that indignity but right now, I have a potential problem with it. The website warns us that if you have a cut or blister on your index finger, this will affect your fingerprinting and so you will be refused entry.
Well guess what folks ? I have a lovely little wart slap bang in the middle of the tip of my index finger !! It's been there for a couple of months and apart from being something to pick at when I'm bored, it's not caused me any problems. It seems that's all about to change.
As it happens, I've an appointment (free and with no barcode needed) at the wart clinic tomorrow morning to try and remove the offending growth but of course I wasn't particularly worried about it leaving a permanent scar, until now. Will a scar or any sort of blemish mean I won't be allowed into the Embassy and therefore won't get my interview and therefore not get my visa and therefore not get to winter in Florida anymore ??
Never mind someone saying boo to me, I can already feel my chest tightening thanks to all this new worry. Thank you Homeland Security.
How stupid to have cause of death given as...a wart.
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Years ago I had two warts on my fingers removed with liquid nitrogen. They never came back. Thanks ever so much for making me think of that this morning.
I wish you all the best in your efforts to return to our fair land. Ten years ago there was no Homeland Security Department. You never know, but I'll be keeping my wartless fingers crossed that all goes well.
I'm sorry to hear about your wart causing you problems - but forgive me, I had to laugh when I read 'Cause of death given as a wart' LOL!
Seriously I really hope it all gets sorted for you.
You have to wonder if it's all worth it!! I can quite understand and sympathise with your huffing and puffing. Beaurocracy gone mad - yet again. Even George Orwell never dreamed this up!
Good luck with your wart removal - hopefully it will barely leave a mark, let alone a cut or a blister so your fingerprint should be fine - if it does leave a permanent scar that would just be a new part of your unique fingerprint so they couldn't object to that... or shouldn't object.
I will never say boo to you, though I am sure you'd be fine if I did. I would like to say a Very Big Boo to Homeland Security, though.
You're such a worry wart.
Will keep fingers X'd all goes OK.
"... willing to cover me for a price just slightly less than buying the plane"
Hahahaha! Yeah, I know. Not really funny ... and yet, it is! LOL!
As to the wart, I'm betting it will indeed hamper your entry, but you might try getting the doc to give you a signed and dated statement to the effect that 1) you are who you say you are and 2) that they have performed minor surgery on your finger. Of course, you'll probably also have to get a statement from someone else saying that they are who THEY say they are too ... is your head spinning yet?
Actually, it would be ridiculous to bar someone from having a visa just because of a new scar. You might try calling the ordinary Embassy line for advice on what approach to take?
Anyway. I forbid you to die of wart-related causes before Mr YSF and I get to meet you. LOL!
Can you not offer the other index finger? Or do you have a wart on that one too?
Not sure about the Embassy, Katherine, but at US airports they want both index fingerprints.
I really need to know what happens in this situation as I have the exact same issue!
Not sure which part you mean.....the wart ? In any case the interview was a couple of minutes at a window (like in a bank) although the waiting WAS for several hours. The wart was pretty much gone by the time I got there and in any case, the reality was much simpler than the documents suggested it might be and everything went smoothly.
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