I recently added a 'cool gadgets' site to my Google Reader list and although the particular 'gadget' highlighted today strains the limits of the word, it still manages to be new, useful and very funny. Maybe not intentionally funny, but funny none the less.
So without further ado, here, for new mums and homeowners everywhere, let me present the most practical development since a husband, a baby mop.
Is it just me or does it look like, in the first image, the parent is actually pushing the baby face down onto the floor to start the polishing procedure ?
Is it just me or does it look like, in the first image, the parent is actually pushing the baby face down onto the floor to start the polishing procedure ?
"Ok Koyto Jr, time to earn your keep. Down you go and no slacking till I can see my face in that floor."
Anyway, all you need now is a clasp to connect the baby to the end of the dog lead and with enough calling of the dog, you'll have your wooden floor polished like new in no time.
Looking at the images above, I think some mittens may be needed to prevent blistered hands. Try explaining that down at your local ER department. You'd not want to be accused of cruel exploitation after all.
Perish the thought.
Brilliant! I'll send Paddy over to be the other half of the partnership. ;)
ReplyDeleteI've got 3 grandkids....order me up 3 of those bad boys!
ReplyDeleteGood grief ... !
ReplyDeleteLOL! Get 'em earning their keep I say.
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